Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 9.4 – Yoga with Rob

As you know, Rob has taken a second job to earn his Heineken and Hot Pocket money in these tough economic times. Unfortunately, you may remember that Rob’s drinking habits are leading to a few minor issues in his side career, especially on this, the day after Thanksgiving….Please join us as we again present, Yoga with Rob.

First off, everyone breathe deeply. In and out. Arms up in a Sun Salutation pose. And bring them back down.

Please lay on your back. Rob will be starting with Inversions. Move slowly with Rob into the Plow pose…

Oh my. Rob is looking a little, erm, catatonic after all of revelries of last night…

Remember to keep your focus on your breathing. Next, Rob will move into the Dolphin pose.

Rob is so very flexible! It’s nice to see such a new yoga practitioner really getting into the spirit of yoga. Alright Rob honey, it’s time to go home! Oh frick, he’s passed out again. Can someone help me move him?

Please join us again soon (whenever Rob has recovered from his Thanksgiving hangover) for more Yoga with Rob!

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