Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 9.1 – Pilgrim Rob

Guess what time it is? That’s right, it’s time for Pilgrim Rob here in the US!

Pilgrim Rob may look straight-laced with his big hat and buckle shoes, but his smirk tells you that he’s really just our lovable, pervy Rob. Puritan style.

Pilgrim Rob is preparing for Thanksgiving. Would you like him to stuff your turkey? Pilgrim Rob can butter our biscuits any day.

When he’s done prepping, there’s going to be a feast. If you’re lucky, Pilgrim Rob will be feasting on you.

4 responses

  1. lol Happy Thanksgiving to all my US friends!!

    November 23, 2009 at 1:46 pm

  2. Rob, I want you to stuff my turkey!

    November 23, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    • RobsButtonsBabe

      can u imagine if it was a buffet!! we would all get stuffed 😛 bwhahaha

      November 23, 2009 at 11:54 pm

  3. Tesha Cullen

    yeah, baby, come and give me your stuffing and giblet gravy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woo hooo

    November 23, 2009 at 11:52 pm

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