Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 8.4 – New Mooning

IN THEATERS NOW:

Forbidden to remember . . . terrified to forget . . . his underpants.

Believing that his beloved Bella is dead, Edward threatens to break the Volturi’s only rule — exposure. To provoke the Volturi into ending his existence, Edward plans to reveal his New Moon in a crowded festival square.

Can you handle exposure of the New Moon?


10 responses

  1. corr

    omfg!!!
    I thank you
    way to bring out the moon and make a girl smile.
    that is all.

    November 20, 2009 at 2:41 pm

  2. You know I am so ready for this New Moon!

    November 20, 2009 at 4:32 pm

  3. GinaLuvsGA

    OMFG You are just crazy girl! That hilarious!

    November 20, 2009 at 4:38 pm

  4. Nancy

    LOL! I think Edward forgot to wipe and I have no idea why i’m looking there…haha

    November 20, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    • Dont worry you werent the only one.

      i thought the same thing

      November 20, 2009 at 4:57 pm

  5. chels926

    If you’re looking for inspiration… I have ideas.

    Robs of History week:
    Monday – Ancient Greek God Rob
    Tuesday – Medieval Knight Rob
    Wednesday – Pilgrim Rob (just in time for Thanksgiving!)
    Thursday – Southern aristocrat Rob (think Rhett Butler. Swoons…)
    Friday – And finally, 1930s gangster Rob

    Just decided that I should give my input! 🙂

    November 21, 2009 at 1:16 am

    • rpattzlawyer

      Great, thanks! Good ideas! We actually have next weeks posts all set, but look out for them… you’ll probably see something you like 🙂

      November 21, 2009 at 12:24 pm

  6. OMG LMAO!!

    November 23, 2009 at 11:52 am

  7. Lisa

    Makes me want to SLAP that ass…in a good way! Very funny girls…can’t wait to see what is next.

    November 23, 2009 at 11:54 am

  8. Christine

    This is hilarious, and the description only makes it better! Where can I get my tickets to see this?!

    November 25, 2009 at 3:04 pm

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s