Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 8.3 – French Rob has a HUGE baguette

Mais oui, French Rob is one of our favorites of the Robs Around the World. With those long, talented fingers, we’d let him give us a French dip, ifyouknowwhatwemeanandwethinkyoudo. And we’d certainly let him feed us his long, thick, hard *ahem* baguette. When we’re done eating, French Rob can give us a tour of Paris. We’d certainly like to be initiated at the Eiffel Tower and the Louvre. Maybe it’ll even take all night…

One response

  1. Intagliogirl

    Oooooh la la. Tu veux coucher avec moi. Mon petit filous.

    Oh Le francais and Rob go together beautifully.

    November 19, 2009 at 4:51 pm

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