Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 7.3 – Handyman Rob

Hello there Handyman Rob, is that a hammer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Oh? No hammer? *died*

Well Handyman Rob, you’re gonna need to whip out that tape measure so we can take some measurements… Measurements of what? Nothing. Ignore me. Please take off your pants. Oh god. *died*

Well, I’ve died, but Handyman Rob is still here to grease your joints and tighten your screws. IfyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo.

3 responses

  1. Nina

    ill be more than happy to measure……….

    November 12, 2009 at 1:41 pm

  2. Lisa

    Screw What?…Oh, screw ME….Let’s go!….Love this Web-site girls….so F*cking Funny!

    November 12, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    • RobsButtonsBabe

      thank you for visiting our blog! we all could use a good screw! 😉

      November 12, 2009 at 4:25 pm

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