Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 7.2 – Contractor Rob

Is your house/apartment/box falling down around you? Are you looking to make a few upgrades? Contractor Rob is here to help.

ContractorRob

With those talented hands, ever efficient Contractor Rob can help you get anything you want. Want a new bathroom? Done. Want a new deck? Done. Want a no-holds barred screaming robgasm? Contractor Rob can get that done as well. And if you like things a little more rough, Contractor Rob already has protection. I’m talking about his hardhat, of course…

4 responses

  1. rpfangirldc

    I’m sure he has something hard and it’s not just his hat. *wink*

    November 11, 2009 at 11:37 am

    • rpattzlawyer

      LOL. absofuckinglutely!

      November 11, 2009 at 11:54 am

  2. Lydia

    yea, cause you know he is “just a tool, just a big hard tool”

    November 11, 2009 at 11:44 am

    • rpattzlawyer

      Exactly!

      November 11, 2009 at 11:54 am

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