Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 6.1 – Swim Rob

Were you bit by the Olympic bug last summer? I know I was! There was something so addictive about watching those long, strong swimmers moving their powerful bodies through the water.  Can you imagine if one of those champions was Swim Rob?


Swim Rob brings new meaning to the phrase “so hot that I melted.”  He’s got chiseled abs to match that chiseled jawline, all that fuckhawtness on display,  and those lovely, lovely competition suits leave so little to the imagination!  The way that the water beads on his skin, droplets rolling down his tummy, down the happy trail and into the promised land — oh yeah, Swim Rob turns me into a puddle!


And what if your lifeguard looked like this?  If I saw Swim Rob walking down the beach, I would need assistance. After all, who can coordinate arms and legs and breathing in the water with Swim Rob on the horizon?  Who wouldn’t want those arms wrapped around you, pulling you out of the water, gently laying you down…  Please Swim Rob, come and save me! I need to be resuscitated – STAT!

2 responses

  1. Tracirai

    Here’s a fun fic to go with your Swim Rob! 🙂

    November 3, 2009 at 11:06 pm

    • rpattzlawyer


      November 3, 2009 at 11:31 pm

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