Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 5.4 – Halloween Rob

It’s Halloween tomorrow, a joyous day around the world! Or, you know, a great day for gorging on candy and binge drinking. Whatever. Anyway, since Rob is gonna be free for a bit tomorrow, he’s decided that he wants to dress up. So, please help us decide which Halloween Rob is the most fucktastic.


Rob's looking a little bloated after too many Hot Pockets...


Oh, we'll rub you the right way Rob!


Is that a lightsaber in your hands Obi Rob Kenobi, or are you just happy to see us?


That's right, smoke that pipe Frodo the Robbit. And afterwards, I'll give you something else to do with your mouth...


Working for truth, justice, and the Rob way!


That's right, I have super powers. In bed.

Which Rob do you want?

6 responses

  1. rpattzlawyer

    I felt bad, so I went back and voted for Whoopee Cushion Rob and the Robbit. No Rob left behind!!!

    October 30, 2009 at 1:43 pm

  2. RobsButtonsBabe

    bwhahaha i just was wondering who voted for them? now i know!!

    October 30, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    • rpattzlawyer

      Even if it is a Robbit, it’s still Rob!

      October 30, 2009 at 4:15 pm

  3. Jedi1123

    Stop the presses! You know I went crazy for Obi-Rob Kenobi. Thanks Ladies! I may want to use that one as my screensaver or Twitter background. Let me know! Thanks again.

    November 6, 2009 at 1:39 am

    • rpattzlawyer

      Sure, as long as you credit (don’t take off the tags)

      November 11, 2009 at 11:38 am

  4. Jen

    I ♥ Obi Rob Kenobi, and my future husband is a huge Star Wars geek and he keeps stating it’s blasphemy. I keep it as my phone screen saver to make me smile 🙂

    December 8, 2009 at 6:56 am

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