Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 5.2 – Produce Rob

These days, we’re all concerned with our health and nutrition. One of the most important ways to ensure good nutrition is through fresh produce. And oh boy, isn’t Produce Rob fresh?  He’s chock-full of delicious, juicy goodness. You know you want him to handle your melons!  Produce Rob manages to make any kind of food sexy.   The succulent melons, the long firm zucchinis, the intoxicating aroma of fresh fruit — somehow, when they are in Produce Rob’s hands, these fruits and vegetables become delectable  treats. He just makes you want to wrap your lips around some, errr, juicy grapes, and feel them explode in your mouth.   You want him to help fill your basket.  In fact, you’re pretty sure you need a carry out.  Produce Rob — ensuring the health of those obsessed with all things Rob.

3 responses

  1. Nice melons…can I squeeze ’em?

    October 28, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    • rpattzlawyer

      oh, mos def!

      October 28, 2009 at 9:40 pm

    • RobsButtonsBabe

      bwhahaha!!

      October 28, 2009 at 10:32 pm

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