Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 2.2 – Mail Carrier Rob has a package for you

Mail carrier Rob has an extra special delivery for you… He’s dying to show you EXACTLY what’s in his package.

So the hard part is really: which Rob to choose?

FedExRob? He looks good in blue, and his package does look a little bit bigger. And he has such nice, strong hands… Those could really take you places.

But UPSRob is ready to vie for your, ahem, affections. While UPSRob’s outfit isn’t as good, he really knows how to use his lips and mouth. And he likes to take his time. Unfortunately, this means his buttons are always wrong because he has to rush to get dressed for work after you’re done… Ah well, that’s the price you pay.

But, you know, maybe this Rob is the winner. He’s got a present for you, after all. Can you guess what it is? Why don’t you help Rob unwrap that?

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