Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 1.3 – A weekend with Hotel Rob

Sometimes you just need to get away from it all. And when you do, BellboyRob is here to take care of you.
He’ll carry your bags…
And then carry you to bed.

But first, take a cue from this little girl, and check out his package.
That’ll get things started.

Always be sure to give him a generous TIP!
Some extra nice tips that we suggest:

1) Invite him to CUM in your room for a mind blowing game of Strip Poker or Naked Twister
2) Slide him your silk panties
3) Carelessly *COUGHonpurposeCOUGH* drop a $10 bill. Then bend over and show him what you’re NOT wearing under your miniskirt…

A little visual…

Since you’re only human, you’ll eventually need some sustenance to keep up the crazy pace. RoomServiceRob is here to feed you, and then service you in any way you require…


You may be wondering, as we did, what is on RoomServiceRob’s menu?

  • Eggs BeneDICK
  • RoTITSerie Chicken
  • Cherry Poppin’ Pie
  • WHIPped Cream
  • Heineken, of course
And, lastly, the appropriate conclusion to any fun-filled evening: Robgasms for All!

**Much thanks to @FireCr0tch and @Just_Christy for their creative and perv-a-licious suggestions with no notice**

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