Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 1.2 – Drunk Rob for Prez

Myyyy felloowww Am’ricans,
tooniiight I present yooouuu a fir slook
at my new campaiiign
“Vote for me, Heiney and Robgasms for all”

*This message has been approved by the Rob-Nipulations Drunk Rob Support Group*

The “DrunkRob for Prez” staff includes @buhbeesgirl and @melarimo, as well as your faithful bloggers

But really, if we can’t have Prez Drunk Rob, we’ll settle for RoButler without hesitation!

butlerrob

MMM. He can service us anytime.

We could certainly find a private party where he could serve us *coughMEcough* Or he could star at my sister’s bridal shower… But who am I kidding, we aren’t sharing RoButler with anyone!! (ahem. except for @RobaholicsAnon, who requested him)

2 responses

  1. Still makes me smile 🙂

    May 25, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    • RobsButtonsBabe

      LOL

      May 25, 2010 at 8:39 pm

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