Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 1.2 – Drunk Rob for Prez

Myyyy felloowww Am’ricans,
tooniiight I present yooouuu a fir slook
at my new campaiiign
“Vote for me, Heiney and Robgasms for all”

*This message has been approved by the Rob-Nipulations Drunk Rob Support Group*

The “DrunkRob for Prez” staff includes @buhbeesgirl and @melarimo, as well as your faithful bloggers

But really, if we can’t have Prez Drunk Rob, we’ll settle for RoButler without hesitation!


MMM. He can service us anytime.

We could certainly find a private party where he could serve us *coughMEcough* Or he could star at my sister’s bridal shower… But who am I kidding, we aren’t sharing RoButler with anyone!! (ahem. except for @RobaholicsAnon, who requested him)

2 responses

  1. Still makes me smile 🙂

    May 25, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    • RobsButtonsBabe


      May 25, 2010 at 8:39 pm

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