RobNip™ 10.1 – Aladdin Rob
You’re licking your lips and blowing kisses my way . . . ah yes, it’s Aladdin Rob. I can’t help but imagine his dextrous, almost gymnastic maneuvers, working his way through the streets of Agrabah. He may be a handsome ne’er do well, but I am quite sure he could do me well anytime. In fact, I’m pretty sure he wears those baggy pants for a reason, if youknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo. . .
I’m even inspired by Christina Aguilera when I see that rakish twinkle in Aladdin Rob’s eyes. Oh Aladdin Rob, I’m a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way . . . I know you’re up to the task. Aladdin Rob, I am ready to make your dreams come true.
RobNip™ 5.4 – Halloween Rob
It’s Halloween tomorrow, a joyous day around the world! Or, you know, a great day for gorging on candy and binge drinking. Whatever. Anyway, since Rob is gonna be free for a bit tomorrow, he’s decided that he wants to dress up. So, please help us decide which Halloween Rob is the most fucktastic.
Rob's looking a little bloated after too many Hot Pockets...
Oh, we'll rub you the right way Rob!
Is that a lightsaber in your hands Obi Rob Kenobi, or are you just happy to see us?
That's right, smoke that pipe Frodo the Robbit. And afterwards, I'll give you something else to do with your mouth...
Working for truth, justice, and the Rob way!
That's right, I have super powers. In bed.
Which Rob do you want?
rpattzlawyer
RobsButtonsBabe
amberchagrined
angrybadgergirl
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