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Happy Robidays Wallpapers
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Enjoy and Happy Holidays!
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Grab A Hobo And Get It On With RobNips PicSpam
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You can also see them in the Gallery HERE , HERE , & HERE
New York Times Photoshoot 2008
Teen Vogue Hollywood Party 2008
Let’s Get Nostalgic With Some Oldies But Goodies
Kiss FM Radio Interview Pictures from 2008
See them in StrictlyRob’s Gallery HERE
Mexico City Press Tour Pictures from 2008
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Q102 Radio Interview Pictures from 2008
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MTV’s TRL from 2008
See them in StrictlyRob’s gallery HERE
RobPorn: Wallpaper Spam Friday
CLICK, LICK, AND STICK… errr on your computer that is!
More Sex-o-licious Wallpapers after the HUMP
Happy Birthday Robert Pattinson
Happy Birthday, Big Boy.
Enjoy your special day. Betty has a special birthday message just for you:
Dear Sunshine Boy,
I have some special cream filling you can lick straight from my bowl!
Just so you know, my denture adhesive isn’t the only thing on me with a super tight grip,
if you know what I mean.
Hurry up and get some Betty lovin’. It’s almost time for my nap.
Love,
Your Hot Piece of Cougar Mama
Dang, dude! You’ve got Betty dickmatized.
But seriously, hope you have the happiest of happy birthdays!
Oh…uh, you know what turning 24 means, right? It means you should broaden your romantic horizons a little. By that I mean you should be attracted to funny, slightly crude, black-haired women in the late 30′s who wear librarian glasses.
Not that I’m trying to point out any one person specifically or anything. Just sayin…
Happy 24th Birthday, Rob!
From all of us at RobNipulations™
**Thanks to @tinababy1 for being my supplier of RobPorn for this post 
Breaking News – Robert Pattinson is gay!!
OMG! This is completely amazing, but we’ve heard from an exceptionally reliable source that Rob will be talking about his relationship soon. To Gay Times magazine. That’s right, Rob will be coming out!!! Holy shit!! There’s always been some speculation about Rob and Tom, but this really takes the cake! Apparently those rumors about “the tuck” were true…
Well, let us be the first to wish them best of luck!! They make an absolutely beautiful couple!!
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In other news… Rob is currently being courted by Playgirl!! He’s been offered a record-breaking $10 million to appear in the August edition of Playgirl. If these negotiations work out, we will be first in line to purchase a copy!!!
And as a little preview… please be forewarned, this is not suitable for those under the age of 18.
**CLICK HERE FOR NUDE ROBNIP**
Sex-a-licious Saturday: Period Style Costume Porn
You know sometimes dressing up can be very fun . . . especially when some undressing is also involved. Darling, dear Rob transforms instantly into suave, debonair, corset-dropping Rob when clothed in period style costume.
I think I know why guys wore top hats back then. The
hat proved useful they became, errr, aroused … making certain things quite easy to hide
all the while looking like they were demonstrating respect, while taking their hats off to the ladies. The bowing in greeting — that also helps hide the disco stick.
Period style costume: fuckhawt and useful all at once.
And then I shall grace you with none other than the BULGING BUTTONS!
Like seriously, how can he even FIT both his hands in them pants with a bulge like that?? Just seeing BOTH hands in his pockets makes me want to volunteer my services in relieving those bulging buttons.
A huge thank you to @vanessarae1 for her help on this post
Sex-a-licious Saturday – One Favorite Details Photo
Some how this picture really makes me want to go paint my nails red? Speaking of RED… I’d like to show Rob my RED LIGHT SPECIAL! *wink*
So okay, for me this picture brings back that one scene in “American Pie” where Jim and Michelle were *cough* you know… GETTING IT OOOOOOONNN and she screams at him. Quote: Jim: “Okay, let’s go!” Michelle: “What’s my name?! SAY MY NAME BITCH!!” Jim: “Uh…MICHELLE! MICHELLE!! (various things in the room break) Oh God!“
Click below after the nail bite:
Well if I fill in the blanks with the right names, I think Rob and I would be in for a fun ride. *ifyouknowwhatimean*
So this is the REAL Quote:
Rob: “Okay, let’s go!“ Buttons: “What’s my name?! SAY MY NAME BITCH!!” Rob: “Uh…Buttons! Buttons!! (various things in the room break) Oh God!“
See? Now that I actually played out that fantasy OUT LOUD I feel a little better….maybe because I just jizzed in my pants? *snicker*
Sex-a-licious Saturday – NSFW – View at your own RISK
So we all know now that the Details shoot released some fucktabulous photos…
I think it is time to start Sex-a-licious Saturday Posts for a taste off the REAL Rob and not a RobNip! If this seems to satisfy the desires and needs of us all Robsessed out there then i will continue. So please leave comments. Do you want us to continue Saturday posts of Rob pic spam? Do you have any suggestions? Will you join us on the weekend for a bit of RobPorn? Spill your guts…… *not literally of course*
RobPorn Saturday: Peek-A-Boo Chestical Hair
Okay, so here is an outtake from Details photoshoot. No words! Just drooling, lots of heavy breathing (into a paper bag of course), and well lets just say I dont own enough panties to get me through the day for this picture!
Care to comment? Do so NOW! 
RobNip™ 7.3 – Handyman Rob
Hello there Handyman Rob, is that a hammer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Oh? No hammer? *died*
Well Handyman Rob, you’re gonna need to whip out that tape measure so we can take some measurements… Measurements of what? Nothing. Ignore me. Please take off your pants. Oh god. *died*
Well, I’ve died, but Handyman Rob is still here to grease your joints and tighten your screws. IfyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo.
RobNip™ 7.1 – Electrician Rob
Whenever you’ve had a rough day or when you just need a break, Electrician Rob is here to light you up!
Electrician Rob is very hands-on… and he must have skillful hands to clip the right wires. Those very same hands will send shock waves through you when they grab places you’ve always wanted them to grab… As he uses his tool, so swiftly and effortlessly, thousands of volts will shoot down your spine. Electrician Rob specializes in switching on your lights, and WOW does he light up your world! Is it hot in here? We may want to ask Electrician Rob to check the A/C. It seems it may be broken from all the sparks flying!!
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