RobNip™ 66.3 – Rob’s Word of Advice re: Fitness
Our next question is from someone who made a New Year’s resolution to get in shape…
Question: Rob do you have any fitness tips?
Rob says: It’s very important to watch your diet and keep hydrated. I prefer Hot Pockets and Heinekens – the food and drink of champions. I also suggest airbrushing. That’s essential to my fitness routine.
Well that’s some more great advice! Airbrushing those bulges and stretch marks will make all the difference!
Stay tuned for more of Rob’s Words of Advice!
RobNip™ 66.2 – Rob’s Word of Advice re: Formal Occasions
Our next question comes from someone seeking Rob’s expertise in looking good for special occasions.
Question: I have semi-formal occasion coming up. I’m very nervous and don’t know what to wear.
Rob says: I suggest a smart fitting suit and shimmer powder.
Good advice, Rob! That always works brilliantly! I’m sure the questioner’s date will love it!
RobNip™ 65.3 – New Years Ball Drop Rob
Yup, balls to the wall today, because these balls are gonna DROP!!
Looks like Rob’s a little concerned tho… he’s jumping ship early — probably in an effort to protect his OWN balls! Alright everyone, do your part and help Rob keep his balls from dropping! Keep those sacred balls safe!!
Happy New Years Eve!!
RobNip™ 65.1 – Fuck Hawt FanFic Monday: Priest Rob
Today we’re getting back in the habit with Priest Rob!
Yes, it’s that time. Time to worship at the feet of Priest Rob. Well, maybe I won’t be worshiping his feet…. I would certainly rather be worshiping another part of his body while I’m down there on my knees :p
Some filthy words for your reading pleasure:
Bring On The Wonder by Bronzehyperion
Sinned by PeteTheMagicalUnicorn
**This manip was specially made for Biel 
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RobNip™ 63.3 – 12 days of Robmas, 2010 edition
On the 12 days of Robmas, Rob’s true love (me, natch) gave to him…
One rpattz blowup doll (for sexy times!)
The bestest buddies evah!
Three friends to jam with
Four white boy rappers
Five raaaaaaare guitars!!!! (from Norman’s, of course)
Six shared pairs of Sambas
Seven (thousand) “I’m Bella” delusions written in blood (I didn’t do this, really. And I hope it’s not really blood.)
Eight+ reasons for restraining orders (that’s not me, I swear)
Nine Twilight cakes (that say Darlene, sorry)
Ten drunken nights (and many more!)
Eleventy million jumping Rob memes
and a
12 pack of Heineken!!
RobNip™ 62.3 – Sledding Rob and Tom
Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the waaaaaay!
Oh, is that not how the song goes? Mah bad. It’s just when I look at this picture of two fabulous looking young men, it just makes my thoughts go south. Not to Florida, to their crotches. There’s nothing that winter brings to mind for me more than snow balls. Jingle balls. Any balls. But specifically, man balls.
Mmmm, I’m so ready to jingle those balls right now. With my tongue. We here at RobNipulations are all #ballers. Can’t help it.
Just look – Rob’s balls are just pressed right up against Tom’s back. RAWR. I’d like to get in the middle of that man-ball-man(ball) sandwich. I’ll be the mayo. Or maybe that’s another creamy white substance?
RobNip™ 61.3 – Fashion Fail Rob
Hmm. I honestly don’t know what to say here.
Clearly Rob is attempting to emulate the traditional characteristics of vampires by strapping on a good ‘ole pair of wings. Methinks that he’s not quite pleased with the results though… Of course, if I were him, I’d be pretty pissed too. Those wings, with their high cut collar, seriously detract from the jaw porn. And those matching pleated pants? They’re doing nothing for him.
C’mere honey, lets strip that shit off you and get you back into my favorite outfit on you. Nothing.
RobNip™ 60.2 – Albus Robbledore
Ya know, sometimes a girl just wants someone with a little…. experience. Albus Robbledore has that in spades! Trust me, he knows ALL the best places in Hogwarts to use his wand. And with his extremely advanced knowledge of spells and potions, things could get kinky fast! woot! Just imagine yourself being taken by Albus Robbledore while floating on air, having taking polyjuice potion to look like Hagrid! Woah. That’s kinda ew. ick.
RobNip™ 59.1 – Fuckhawt Fanfic: Knightward
Ho-ly fuck. They give me this pic and I’m supposed to do what with it? Try not to electrocute myself while I lick the screen repeatedly and try not to drip any juices on the CPU? Ahem. Must. Pull. Myself. Together.
Obviously, Knightward is a fucking BEAST. I mean, he can run me through with his sword any time. I bet I can take his entire lance. That makes me sound like a bit of a whore, eh? Whatev.
Let’s play “I’m a filthy wench, please take me over this knotty pine table.” RAWR
Fuckhawt Knightward Fanfic:
To love and Protect » by Jayeliwood
A Faire To Remember » by fluppy
RobNip™ 57.4 – Charles Dickens Rob
Once again, Rob is posing as a prolific writer. This time, though, he’s the author of such classics as A Christmas Carol and Oliver Twist, Charles Dickens.
Aw, I love Tiny Tim! And the Ghost of Christmas Past. Charles Dickens Rob is such a skillful writer!
And another classic… Oliver Twist. Such a cute pickpocket! Just think of all of the spankings given to Oliver Twist! And because I’m a huge perv, I just have to ask… Please sir, may I have some more?
Rob-O-Ween 2.4 – Vampire Rob
Ah yes, the Halloween costume that Rob was BORN to play!!! Vampire Rob!
Look at those strangely realistic fangs and that awesome cape! But let’s not forget the most important part about playing a vampire… How well they suck! But, you know, even vampires like to be sucked sometimes. Their blood, I mean, you pervert! So, do you want to suck Vampire Rob?
Rob-O-Ween 2.2 – German Boy Rob
Now this is a costume Rob can really get into the spirit of!! Nothing like some man-tights to really get a guy in the mood to party, right? And a costume that requires a beer stein? What’s not to love?! Rob’s gonna celebrate until the cows come home tonight, methinks…
Rob-O-Ween 1.4 – Knight Rob
Who says chivalry is dead? Not Knight Rob!
Except, erm, usually knights don’t try to show you their “special sword” right off the bat like that… Then again, Rob knows there won’t be any resistance to his flasher ways. Right, ladies? No problem for me!
Rob-O-Ween 1.2 – Prairie Dog Rob
It’s no shock that Rob would choose to be a prairie dog for Halloween… A creature who mainly lives underground, out of the sun, out of the spotlight, coming out only to get food and have sex… Plus, it has HUGE balls!
RobNip™ 54.5 – Party Food Rob
Ah yes. We’ve finally come to one of the most important things about a party for Rob. The food and drink. What’s a party without some amazing greasy food? I guess now we know how his hair gets so gross… Rob, you’re supposed to wash your hands before you start running them through your hair! And, of course, it wouldn’t be a party without some beer… And by some, I mean tons. Kegs worth. Many kegs. You can’t call it a party unless Rob is slurring his words and walking into bushes, right? Just don’t “fertilize” the hydrangeas, hon.
RobNip™ 53.4 – Charades Rob
Guess what we’re doing today! No, really, guess. That’s right, we’re playing Charades! Yay!
I, for one, would love to act out a few situations with Rob.
8 words, song.
I?
Are you fucking? Yes? This game is supposed to be pretend, you know…
Did you just switch to doggy style? Is that what that’s supposed to be? You’re doing it wrong.
I know!!
I WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL.
Yay! You win!
RobNip™ 53.2 – Limbo Rob
Every limbo boy and girl all around the world… wants to watch Limbo Rob get down.
C’mon Rob! It’s not that hard… First you spread your limbo feet, then you move to limbo beat. Jack be limbo, Jack be quick, Jack go unda limbo stick. See hon? That’s all there is to it. Put your back into it.
And, you know hon, while you’re down there… erm, you could maybe let other things get a little busy, ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkyoudo. ahem.
How low can YOU go?
RobNip™ 52.4 – Golden Gate Bridge Rob
Today Rob has made his way back to the San Francisco, one of the most gay-friendly cities in the US!! That’s right, that means that Rob and Tom will be able to walk down the Castro today, holding hands and snuggling close… sigh. So romantic. Who’s betting they’ll be hitting up Underwear Night at 440 Castro?! *raises hand* I could really get behind that!
RobNip™ 52.2 – Graceland Rob
Oh hai there Rob. And the King.
I feel like there’s something so special about visiting Graceland. It’s the perfect addition to any road trip, especially for those who love music.
Mmmmm. A Rob and Elvis sandwich. Now that’s something I can get between! Methinks we’re gonna be all shook up pretty soon…
What is it that wise men say? Don’t wake up and drink before heading to Graceland? Pish. These boys LURVE to drunk! Though we’ve got a whole lotta shaking going on… Fuuuuck. I think I’m gonna ruin Elvis’ blue suede shoes.
How soon til we get back on the road?
RobNip™ 51.4 – Karaoke Rob and Company
Ah yes, there’s nothing Rob loves quite so much as being able to express himself through music. And that certainly includes drunken karaoke! There’s something so invigorating about getting drunk to the point of falling down, but still dragging yourself up to that stage to thrill the ladies! And thrilled we are! Don’t worry honey, if you fall down, I’ll be right there to pick you up. I’ll even hold your road trip hair back, should the inevitable happen while you are still on stage. What the hell, I’ll hold your beard back too! It’s a date!
RobNip™ 51.2 – Hiking Rob and Company
Today we join Rob and Company as they hike their way across the south, on something that we will refer to as a “Happy Trail.” Look at these boys! Hard, lean, and ready to get their exercise on! Who knows… maybe they’ll find some treasure at the end of this trail! Or maybe there will be a Brokeback Mountain type situation with their dirty, sweaty selves… Wow, I just made myself totally hawt. #ishiprobstu
RobNip™ 50.4 - Computer Science Rob
Ah yes. We can’t always have super cool jock Rob, or Ivy League Rob. Somewhere out there, hiding his pasty white ass in a room full of computers and random computer parts… is Computer Science Major Rob. 
That’s right, no list of college types would be complete without him. Whether he’s programming a new video game or merely creating a new operating system to rival Windows, Computer Science Major Rob always demonstrating how a really, really white guy can just be off the charts hawt!!
RobNip™ 50.2 - Ivy League Rob
There’s nothing hotter than a smart man, right? Except, maybe, when that smart man is Rob!
There’s just something about an uber-intelligent man that is sooooo sexy. And Ivy League Rob does NOT disappoint!! Ivy League Rob can recite pi to the 200th decimal as he licks his way over your body… Then he can explain in minute detail the kickass new video game he programmed for Linux as he bangs you into orgasmic oblivion. Mmmmm. Smart and sexy. It’s making me salivate already.
RobNip™ 49.4 - Brick Layer Rob
He’s a briiiiiiiiiiick house! Mighty mighty, just lettin’ it all hang out.
Brick Layer Rob can lay with the best of them!
He lays it down, time and time again, making it longer and longer with each stroke. Looks like Brick Layer Rob could use a little help… Won’t you help him stroke until he’s finished?
So tell me… who wants to get laid by Brick Layer Rob?
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