Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 53.4 – Charades Rob

Guess what we’re doing today! No, really, guess. That’s right, we’re playing Charades! Yay!

I, for one, would love to act out a few situations with Rob.

8 words, song.

I?

Are you fucking? Yes? This game is supposed to be pretend, you know…

Did you just switch to doggy style? Is that what that’s supposed to be? You’re doing it wrong.

I know!!

I WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL.

Yay! You win!

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