RobNip™ – A Celebration of the Robeard
You may have noticed that, in the last month or so, we have seen a re-emergence of the Robeard. Now, some think it’s a travesty to hide all of that amazing jaw porn, but we here at RobNipulations disagree.
The Robeard should be celebrated!! Accordingly, today we are exploring other famous beards… the beards heard ’round the world, if you will.
Ah yes, the Roberham Lincoln Beard. He looks all prim and proper, but we know what’s lurking underneath. Can you say commando?! woot!
The Joaquin Phoenix Robeard. Could only occur if Rob suddenly went insane, decided to end his flourishing acting career, and embarked on a mediocre crazy/music tour. For fuck’s sake, we hope this never happens. Keep your sanity, Rob!!
Cast Away Robeard. Now this, we can really get behind. Rob in a mere loincloth, all sweaty and dirty and fuckable? RAWR! What’s not to love?! Rob at his most primal is just fuckhawt. We’d certainly be okay with being marooned on an island with Cast Away Robeard.
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OMFG, as soon as I looked at the Joaquin Phoenix beard I almost pissed myself, it just looks so fucking funny (excuse my french) the way his eyes and face looks…..just too much for me……..HaHaHa ……to take?
Awesome post, its SO funny and I love it. Thanks for brightening up my sucky Monday morning Kelly! Love ya, girl. xo Lynda xoxo
January 25, 2010 at 10:03 am
who’s kelly? o.O
January 25, 2010 at 10:20 am
Bahahahaha.. That’s funny! *footinmouth*
January 25, 2010 at 10:57 pm
AHHHHHH,LOL….No BIG beard for me…nooooo…you are hilarious …LUV U
January 25, 2010 at 10:08 am
luv u too *smooches*
January 25, 2010 at 10:20 am
Robeard is all kinds of awesome
January 25, 2010 at 10:33 am
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i’d surely wanna be stranded on an island with him.<333
January 25, 2010 at 11:03 am
How have I not seen this site until now?!?! I’ve been going through the archives, and this is the absolute BEST thing I’ve seen in a long time. You girls are geniuses!
January 25, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Why thank you! @robsbuttonsbabe deserves most of the credit – she does all of the fuckhawt manips
January 25, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Dude! I will have nightmares… LMAO
January 25, 2010 at 4:57 pm
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Bahahahaha!! I effin looove the Robeard… Gah… & castaway rob… *thud*
January 25, 2010 at 10:54 pm